Honey Bunches Of Nothing

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that911:

rollingstart:

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad had a late model BMW before you did and he’s got the speeding tickets to prove it. It was just a machine before he took command of the wheel and proved it was the Ultimate. James Bond didn’t have shit on him. He was a bottle-popping international man of mystery with a license to thrill. His stone pulse, steady hands, and full-throttle foot helped him high speed danced his car around streets while seducing honey-dips with his shift skills. He lived 100mph life while everyone else was stuck in neutral.  

So hipsters, when you’re cruising down the block in your beat-ass beemer and trying to impress the fairer kind with the fact that you’ve traded up from your fixie, remember this…

Your dad is the only man who knows how those mystery stains in the backseat got there. 

My dad totes had an E21. Like a sir.

My dad was way more bad ass than me at my age.  He also had an e21 (that was my first car and led to 3 more e21s).  He was the person who introduced me to my first mountain road at the age of 8 in that e21.  Those same roads were where I would eventually spend hundreds of nights driving my e21 12 years later.  He bought me my first car at the age of 3, a to scale running mini Mercedes made of metal and with a powerful motor.  

My dad had a ton of yoked to fuck VW’s. Then sold them when I was born. Needless to say I was pissed when I learned that.

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timsa626:

budacub:

theamericankid:

Smile please. Oh my God, please Stop!!

I don’t think you understand how much I FUCKING LOVE WOOD PELLETS

HAHAHAHAHA

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timsa626:

boostabear:

I love 4000’s

They’re fucking rad!

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mitsukehh:

cansonnn:

lmtd-edtn:

jdmandtherest:

gsfun:

that eg got fucked

WHY WOULD YOU PUSH IT SO FAST?!

to make it up that incline. btw none of this was a good idea…

is that a ramp made of jack stands, plastic blocks, and 2 2x4’s? ROFL

“WHY WOULD YOU TURN!? WHY DID YOU FUCKING TURN!?”

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